Don't be a bunny cooker

Urban Dictionary references a Bunny Cooker as:

A physhcotic female, a chick who stalks you or just don't get that it was just a fuck and that's it.(fatal attraction) Man that chick Candida was a real fucking bunny cooker On my third day at AdBrite, Melissa, our brilliant and hilarious HR rep, told us newbies that she has developed the idea for a website called bunnycooker.com. It would be a "put down the phone", "don't drive by his house AGAIN, be a friend and take the cell phone from the heartbroken friend during happy hour type support site. I found this to be brilliant. How many times do we wish we had not checked and re-checked their myspace/facebook pages. Why do we text or call when we know they won't call back? Do we all have an interior Glen Close in us who yearns to be slightly psychotic? It's undoubtedly possible. So, I text Rich to wish him luck in the game, and I never heard back. So... I tried two weeks later. Still, no response. Now, in order to not feel like a total bunny cooker, I will cease and resist yet another shameful use of my cell phone. In honor of all my other bunny cookers out there. Let's bond together and just step away from the telephone.