Thursday, April 12, 2007

Don't be a bunny cooker













Urban Dictionary references a Bunny Cooker as:

A physhcotic female, a chick who stalks you or just don't get that it was just a fuck and that's it.(fatal attraction)

Man that chick Candida was a real fucking bunny cooker


On my third day at AdBrite, Melissa, our brilliant and hilarious HR rep, told us newbies that she has developed the idea for a website called bunnycooker.com. It would be a "put down the phone", "don't drive by his house AGAIN, be a friend and take the cell phone from the heartbroken friend during happy hour type support site.
I found this to be brilliant. How many times do we wish we had not checked and re-checked their myspace/facebook pages. Why do we text or call when we know they won't call back?

Do we all have an interior Glen Close in us who yearns to be slightly psychotic? It's undoubtedly possible. So, I text Rich to wish him luck in the game, and I never heard back. So... I tried two weeks later. Still, no response. Now, in order to not feel like a total bunny cooker, I will cease and resist yet another shameful use of my cell phone. In honor of all my other bunny cookers out there. Let's bond together and just step away from the telephone.



Monday, April 9, 2007

Opening Day(s)


In honor of the Oakland Athletics's season opener this evening, I decided to begin my own new "inning" of life. Some people begin new careers to enrich their spirit, some to fatten their wallet; I chose to expand my horizons "for the love of the game".

King Richard will begin his quest for the Cy Young award tonight. He too begins a new quest at greatness. I am sending him positive vibes for a healthy season. Let us all pray that the past two season's injuries have disappointed him enough to get his act together and strengthen that shoulder during the off season. If not... I might just have to go back to loving the A's for Dan Johnson and his amazing cameo in the "Ghostride My Volvo" video.